I'll Be Gone Til ProxyVember

Well friends, it has been A DOOZY of a two-and-a-half weeks. I jetted down to Puerto Rico to scout out a vacation home for when things REALLY TAKE OFF (currently projected for March 2013).

Turns out my travel agent is a DOOFUS ON WHEELS and only booked me a one-way flight. Now don't get me wrong, I appreciate a one-way trip to paradise just as much as the next guy, but I'll wait and take that when I retire--at AGE 90, because I'm healthier than an infant baby on steroids and Jamie Oliver's personal diet plan.

As the fates would have it, I found this out over the phone at the very same moment some local kiddos were burying me in the sand down at Tres Palms. Apparently my wallet had dislodged from my jorts pocket and down into the sand. It had my cash, my credit card, my sandwich loyalty stamps, everything. So I was stuck down there for an additional 12 days until I could get my act together and jetty back to the homestead. You wouldn't believe it if I told you, so I wont--I'll save that story for my memoir (currently projected for January 2014).

Anyway, please enjoy these two most recent ProxyVids. Sounds like a few lucky folks had some SOLID HAPPY BIRTHDAYS, in more ways than one!

Happy to Do It

I don't care who you are, it's time to face the facts: in this economy, with all the anger and awful things and whatever, there is a marketplace hole that needs to be filled. And I am more than happy to fill that hole with my products.

Changing topics: below you'll find two more clients.

Changing topics again: does anyone know any highly-to-moderately-famous celebrities? If so, I'm asking as a favor to get them to tweet something about my website. Or even better: refer them directly to me and we'll work out something together on our own. Thanks.

Orders Coming Out of My Ears in a Good Way

Quality needs NO introduction, and I refuse to compromise my principles.

Everybody's ProxyVid for the Weekend

I've got SIX HOT NEW client-submitted ProxyVids to showcase, but first, I need to let you know that I updated the Comments section of the website with a few FAQs. Feel free to visit right now--this link opens in a new tab for you--and ask me anything you want.

But do us all a solid and read the faq section before asking me things so the same questions don't get asked over and over again. Life is short and I don't need to be repeating myself. I am not a broken record, I am a HUMAN BEING AND A MAN.

Two More for Your Weekend Consideration

What can I say. My products are teeming with cool, refreshing customer satisfaction. You're welcome.

More from Earlier This Week

Some more submissions from my clients. If this isn't you, it could be if you go to my website and get started already. Thanks. Enjoy.

The First Five Days

Hello, let's cut to the chase. It didn't take much to show everybody how overwhelmingly useful my products are. Below you'll find the first slew of loyal, satisfied ProxyVid clients, starting with the first one ever produced that wasn't just a sample.

See what I mean?